inbox:

why doesnt tumblrbot hit ask limit

Posted May 19th | 4097 notes | Reblog | Like

hungarian:

girl you must be from outta this world ;) because you look like E.T.

Posted May 17th | 6618 notes | Reblog | Like

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

Posted May 15th | 27892 notes | Reblog | Like

amoying:

frappuccinos are good until you finish 90% of it and all that’s left is watery clumps that taste like cream and sadness

Posted May 15th | 10017 notes | Reblog | Like

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

Posted May 13th | 153236 notes | Reblog | Like

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

Posted May 12th | 68779 notes | Reblog | Like

shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

Posted May 11th | 24481 notes | Reblog | Like

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

Posted May 9th | 12120 notes | Reblog | Like